Hey ladies! I’d like to wish you all a fun and happy new year
or “Sylvester”. Of course, being the mother hen that I am, I’d like
to remind you to not drink and drive, to not ride as a passenger with someone
who is drunk, and to leave with the same friends you went out with.
As usual, I’m going out with the guys. This is partly because
most of my friends are guys, and my female friends all have other plans
(read dates). I kind of have a date too, my PSO (platonic significant
other, and yes that’s a complicated story).
About bitches, tonight is one of those nights you might want to be generous
towards the decent men in your past. Yeah, I know you’re in shock
that I’m proposing any kind of backtracking or lightening up, but holidays
are special. Relationships don’t always work the way we planned,
and this isn’t always someone’s fault. On those nights when it might
be nice to have someone to wake up next to, an old bitch is better than
a new bastard.